Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Things I never thought I'd text to my wife:

1. Tell Brooke that she needs to scoop princess' litter box every day. Buddy eats cat poop like they're dog treats.

2. I should sell that on the web site. "Shared Weave Shit Snacks". I could have different flavours... persian, calico, and tangy tabby!

3. Why did I find 2 pairs of Mikey's underwear in the woodshed?