Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts

Monday, July 15, 2013

Crop Dusting the Apple Store

My advice to a friend's wife on how to effectively crop dust the Apple store:

"You just didn't leave fast enough. I crop dust the Apple store regularly. Try to let it out a little at a time so you leave an evenly distributed stink ribbon in a continuous path until you leave the store. That way nobody gets left out, and there's a much higher chance of an innocent getting blamed."

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Things I never thought I'd text to my wife:

1. Tell Brooke that she needs to scoop princess' litter box every day. Buddy eats cat poop like they're dog treats.

2. I should sell that on the web site. "Shared Weave Shit Snacks". I could have different flavours... persian, calico, and tangy tabby!

3. Why did I find 2 pairs of Mikey's underwear in the woodshed?