Monday, July 15, 2013

Crop Dusting the Apple Store

My advice to a friend's wife on how to effectively crop dust the Apple store:

"You just didn't leave fast enough. I crop dust the Apple store regularly. Try to let it out a little at a time so you leave an evenly distributed stink ribbon in a continuous path until you leave the store. That way nobody gets left out, and there's a much higher chance of an innocent getting blamed."